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I've heard some great golf jokes over the years. Every week our club captains have to tell a joke at prize giving and yes there have been some shockers. Keep it clean, here is my favorite.
A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf.
He began his round with an eagle on the first hole
and a birdie on the second.
On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one
when his cell phone rang.
It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident and that she was in critical condition in ICU.
The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that the he’d be there as soon as possible.
As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf.
He decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading to the hospital.
He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round shooting a personal best 61, shattering the club record by five strokes and beating his previous best game by more than 10.
He was jubilant…. then he remembered his wife.
Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital.
He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife’s condition.
“I hope you’re proud of yourself!” 
“While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself at the country club, your wife has been languishing in the ICU!
It’s just as well you went ahead and finished that round because it will be more than likely your last..!”
“For the rest of her life she will require ’round the clock care. And you’ll be her care giver..!”
The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed.
The doctor snickered and said,
“I’m just pulling your pisser. She’s dead. What did you shoot ?”
I've heard some great golf jokes over the years. Every week our club captains have to tell a joke at prize giving and yes there have been some shockers. Keep it clean, here is my favorite.
A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf.
He began his round with an eagle on the first hole
and a birdie on the second.On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one
when his cell phone rang. It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident and that she was in critical condition in ICU.
The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that the he’d be there as soon as possible.
As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf.
He decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading to the hospital.
He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round shooting a personal best 61, shattering the club record by five strokes and beating his previous best game by more than 10.
He was jubilant…. then he remembered his wife.
Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital.
He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife’s condition.
“I hope you’re proud of yourself!” “While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself at the country club, your wife has been languishing in the ICU!
It’s just as well you went ahead and finished that round because it will be more than likely your last..!”
“For the rest of her life she will require ’round the clock care. And you’ll be her care giver..!”
The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed.
The doctor snickered and said,
“I’m just pulling your pisser. She’s dead. What did you shoot ?”