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[rotator]

Tailor this to suit your country. It'll be relevant.

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago .
Nothing Is noving, north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his
window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold
up?'

'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah
Winfrey, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are
asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse
them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car,
taking up a collection.'

The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'

'About a gallon.'

[rotator]

Re: funny

Here's a Canadian orientated one. Change the country and name, it's all relevant

Prime Minister Stephen Harper was visiting a primary school and he
visited one of the classes.

They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their
meanings.

The teacher asked the PM if he would like to lead the discussion on the
word 'tragedy'. So the illustrious leader asked the class for an
example of a 'tragedy'.

One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a
farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills
him,
that would be a tragedy.'

'No,' said Harper, 'that would be an accident.'

A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children
drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.'

'I'm afraid not,' explained Harper.
'That's what we would call great loss.'

The room went silent. No other children volunteered.

Harper searched the room.

'Isn't there someone here who can give
me an example of a tragedy?'

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand...

In a quiet voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Harper
was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and
blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy.'

'Fantastic!' exclaimed Harper.'That's right.

And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?'

Well,' says the boy, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly
wouldn't be a great loss. .
and it probably wouldn't be a f---g accident either'.

[AussieGolfBoy]

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aaah. Little Johny jokes....... gotta love them.

as for the first joke... where was George Bushs' name in there.