So funny.......

[vp27519]

Subject: Sign Language


A construction worker on the 3rd floor of a building needs a handsaw and spots another man on the 1st floor.

He yells down to him, but the noise makes it impossible to hear anything, so he tries sign language.

He points at his eye meaning 'I', points at his knee meaning, 'need', and moves his hand back and forth in a handsaw motion.

The man on the 1st floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, and starts masturbating.


The man on the 3rd floor gets so angry he runs down to the 1st floor and shouts, 'What the f*ck is wrong with you, idiot? I said I needed a handsaw!'

The other guy says, 'I knew that, I was just trying to tell you I'm coming.'

[BrianW]

Re: So funny.......

Good one Nickers

A young boy in junior school holds up his hand, the teacher asks him what he wants and he says "I need a piss Miss" She retorts that we do not say that in class and should say we want to do a "Number One"

Another boy raises his hand and explains he wants to go for a Sh*t, the teacher explains that we don't say that in class, we say we want to have a "number two"

The first boy raises his hand again and the teacher retorts "What do you want now" The boy says "I want to have a fart Miss but don't know the code"

[vp27519]

Re: So funny.......

Even funnier,

Getting a hairdryer through customs...

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her,

'Father, may I ask a favour?'
'Of course child What may I do for you?'

'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my Mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it.

Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?'

'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.'

'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.


The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'


'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.'


The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?'

'I have a marvellous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.'


Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next!'