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    A New Zealander was washed up on an island after a shipwreck. Only
    a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him.

    After being there a while, he got into the habit of walking his two
    animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set.

    One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful
    cirrus clouds. The breeze was warm and gentle -- a perfect night for
    romance.

    As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to
    the lonely Kiwi. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm
    around it.
    But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely
    until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the
    three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together but there was
    no cuddling.

    A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another
    shipwreck.
    The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful
    woman the man had ever seen.
    She was in a pretty bad way when he rescued her and he slowly
    nursed her back to health.
    When the young maiden was well enough, he introduced her to their
    evening beach ritual.

    It was another beautiful evening, red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm
    and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the
    Kiwi started to get 'those feelings' again.

    He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and
    learned over to the beautiful young woman, cautiously, and whispered
    in her ear, 'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?'.

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    Re: Another one....

    hahahahaha. classic.. will pass this along to my kiwi friend

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