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John and Helen met while on vacation, and John fell head over heels in
love with her. But after a couple of weeks in which John took Helen out
to various dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, etc. He was convinced
that it was true love.
And so....on the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to
dinner and had a serious talk about how the relationship would continue.
"It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut," John said to his new
found lady friend. "I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that's going
to be a problem, you'd better say so now!"
Helen took a deep breath and responded: "Since we're being honest with
each other, here goes .... You need to know that I'm a hooker."
"I see," John replied. "That's a problem, for sure."
He spent some time looking down at the table, deep in thought. Then he
added, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists
straight when you tee off."
love with her. But after a couple of weeks in which John took Helen out
to various dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, etc. He was convinced
that it was true love.
And so....on the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to
dinner and had a serious talk about how the relationship would continue.
"It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut," John said to his new
found lady friend. "I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that's going
to be a problem, you'd better say so now!"
Helen took a deep breath and responded: "Since we're being honest with
each other, here goes .... You need to know that I'm a hooker."
"I see," John replied. "That's a problem, for sure."
He spent some time looking down at the table, deep in thought. Then he
added, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists
straight when you tee off."
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