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A cop is directing traffic...
A cop is directing traffic and sees a guy walking hand in hand with a penguin. The cop points and yells. "Hey! take that thing to the zoo!" The man with the penguin agrees and walks away. A couple of days later the cop is directing traffic again and sees the same man walking hand in hand with the same penguin. The cop yells "Hey I thought I told you to take that thing to the zoo!" The guy replies "I did. Today we are going to the movies.
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A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde...
One day a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were on their way to heaven.
God told them the stairs to heaven were 1,000 steps and on every step he was going to tell them a joke. If they laughed they would not be able to get to heaven.
So the redhead made it to the 45th step and laughed.
The brunette made it to the 200th step and laughed.
But the blonde made it to the 999th step and laughed even before God told his joke.
God asked "Why did you laugh I haven't even told the joke yet"
The blonde said "I know I just now got the first one!!!"
A cop is directing traffic and sees a guy walking hand in hand with a penguin. The cop points and yells. "Hey! take that thing to the zoo!" The man with the penguin agrees and walks away. A couple of days later the cop is directing traffic again and sees the same man walking hand in hand with the same penguin. The cop yells "Hey I thought I told you to take that thing to the zoo!" The guy replies "I did. Today we are going to the movies.
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A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde...
One day a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were on their way to heaven.
God told them the stairs to heaven were 1,000 steps and on every step he was going to tell them a joke. If they laughed they would not be able to get to heaven.
So the redhead made it to the 45th step and laughed.
The brunette made it to the 200th step and laughed.
But the blonde made it to the 999th step and laughed even before God told his joke.
God asked "Why did you laugh I haven't even told the joke yet"
The blonde said "I know I just now got the first one!!!"