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A blonde is overweight so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day & repeat for 2 weeks & you'll lose at least 5 pounds." When the blonde returns, she has lost nearly 20 pounds. The doctor exclaims, "That's amazing! Did you follow my diet?" The blonde nods. "I thought I was going to drop dead every 3rd day from all the skipping though!"
Two old ladies outside a nursing home smoking when it starts to rain. One lady pulls out a condom, cuts the end & put it over her Cig, continued smoking. Her friend asks, "what’s that?", "A condom so my cig doesn't get wet", "Where did you get it?", "You get them at a drug store". Next day her friend goes to a store, asks the pharmacist for condoms, surprised he looks at her strangely as she is well over 80 yrs old, but asks her what brand? "Doesn't matter, as long as it fits a camel" the pharmacist fainted!
A blonde is overweight so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day & repeat for 2 weeks & you'll lose at least 5 pounds." When the blonde returns, she has lost nearly 20 pounds. The doctor exclaims, "That's amazing! Did you follow my diet?" The blonde nods. "I thought I was going to drop dead every 3rd day from all the skipping though!"
Two old ladies outside a nursing home smoking when it starts to rain. One lady pulls out a condom, cuts the end & put it over her Cig, continued smoking. Her friend asks, "what’s that?", "A condom so my cig doesn't get wet", "Where did you get it?", "You get them at a drug store". Next day her friend goes to a store, asks the pharmacist for condoms, surprised he looks at her strangely as she is well over 80 yrs old, but asks her what brand? "Doesn't matter, as long as it fits a camel" the pharmacist fainted!
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