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Two avid golfers got married late in life. First guy to a timid quiet girl, second guy to a fitness freak and bodybuilder. Over a drink they decided to lay down the law. Both wives were to be told that the weekends were for the guys and the girls had to do all the household chores. The following week they discussed their progress. First guy says:" on friday I didnt see much, nor on Saturday, but by Sunday everything was fine. Second guy says:" On friday didnt see much, nor on Saturday, but by Sunday, my left eye started to open again!
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Good one Robert!
I may have told this one before but it is one of my favorite Jethro jokes.
Disclaimer:: Anyone of a prudish nature please close this thread immediately!
A guy rings the emergency service and asks for an ambulance.
The operator asks: "What is the problem"
He answers, "I am on a golf course and teed off with a sliced shot that hit a women and she is knocked out unconscious."
Emergency service operator: "Where did the ball hit her"
Golfer: "Between the first and second hole"
Emergency service operator: "Not much room for a bandage then"
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THE PERFECT HUSBAND......
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell
phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free
speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the
room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello."
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the
club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this
beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK
if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that
much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership
and saw the new 2009 models. I saw one I really
liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all
the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing . . . the
house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're
asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer
of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go
the extra 50 thousand because it's really
what you want."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so
much!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up.The other men in the locker room are
staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape. He turns
and asks: "Anyone know who
this phone belongs to?"Comment
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Yeah, It was my phone! Where are you right now
Great JokeComment
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Great joke and I hope everyone puts their phone on silent mode on the fairways...Comment
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I went to the local Gym and asked the instructor if he could teach me to do the splits.
He asked me how flexible I was.
I said "I cant do Tuesday mornings or Thursday afternoons"Comment
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Funny
Awesome jokes guys, keep them coming!Comment
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