Educational Thread

[BrianW]

I thought we should introduce an Educational Quiz to the 19th Hole.

Here is the first question:

Where do women have the curliest hair?

[BrianW]

Re: Educational Thread

Robin, thank your answer in the Private Message but it was wrong.

The answer is : Africa

[bdbl]

Re: Educational Thread

Robin, thank your answer in the Private Message but it was wrong.

The answer is : Africa

Well thank you Brian; thats done my reputation as a man of taste and discretion the power of good - and I expect everyone thinks my geography is rubbish too now

[BrianW]

Re: Educational Thread

Q: What if everybody on the Earth dies except for me and I want to play golf?




A: Do it in the first couple of days, because after that, it's just too much mowing.

[Mox]

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Robin, thank your answer in the Private Message but it was wrong.

The answer is : Africa

Man ... I wasn't even CLOSE

Brilliant!

[qassim]

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There are some famous quotes about golf. The most famous I think is Mark Twain who said that 'Golf was just a good walk ruined'.

One of my personal favourites is from Robin Williams who said that 'Golf was just an excuse for white guys to dress like pimps'

[bdbl]

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"Golf is like an 18-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her."

~Val Doonican

[qassim]

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Few more quotes for you.

"Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness" - Willaim Wordsworth

"Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.”

"An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play, it is always possible to get worse”

[BrianW]

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News Flash!!!

A woman is knocked down by a car every 2 hours in London!

And she is getting bloody fed up with it!

[qassim]

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Do men who suffer hair-loss at an early age suffer from premature KOJAKULATION?

[BrianW]

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More news coming in!!!!!!

Burglars broke into the White House last night and made away with George's complete private book collection.


At a press conference he stated "They will be a great loss and worse than that there were three I had not yet coloured in!"

[BrianW]

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Local News!!!!!

Prince Charles opened a new Civic Centre in Malvern today. He was wearing a rather fetching fur trimmed cap.

The Lord Mayor later remarked to him that the cap was somewhat unusual. The prince replied that when he told his Mother he was going to Malvern she remarked "Wear the fox hat"

[bdbl]

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Do men who suffer hair-loss at an early age suffer from premature KOJAKULATION?

That would surprise me if it was true because I always thought that premature kojakulation was a female problem.