scottsdale arizona golf sign

[slater170]

this is an actual sign found at a golf course in arizona

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN.
4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.
8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.




WELL DONE. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, & TEE OFF.

[bill reed]

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hi Slater
make it sound so simple????
cheers
bill

[BrianW]

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Slats

That's so good

[BrianW]

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I was driving home down the motorway and pulled into a service station due to the call of nature. I entered the toilet cubicle and while sat there contemplating a voice came from the next cubicle:

"Hello"

I don't normally speak to people in public toilets but he sounded like he needed to speak to someone. I replied " Hello there"

He said " what have you been doing today"

I replied " I have been to a meeting in London"

He said " What are you doing tonight"

I said " Probably going up he pub with a few mates"

He said "I am hanging up the phone as some idiot in the next cubicle keeps answering"

[slater170]

Re: scottsdale arizona golf sign

I was driving home down the motorway and pulled into a service station due to the call of nature. I entered the toilet cubicle and while sat there contemplating a voice came from the next cubicle:

"Hello"

I don't normally speak to people in public toilets but he sounded like he needed to speak to someone. I replied " Hello there"

He said " what have you been doing today"

I replied " I have been to a meeting in London"

He said " What are you doing tonight"

I said " Probably going up he pub with a few mates"

He said "I am hanging up the phone as some idiot in the next cubicle keeps answering"

LMAO

[Cheallayern]

That means yours nickname

Hi!
My name is Jessika!

[golfinguy28]

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[BrianW]

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hahaha, i'v done similar to a few people before trying to be polite so as not to make them talking to theirselves only to find them look at me wierd, turn their head, and reveal that they have one of thoose bluetooth headsets on.

common, who talks on the phone in the bathroom?

It was a joke

[golfinguy28]

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[golfinguy28]

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