Putting Tip?

[qassim]

I was practice on the practice green yesterday when a chap approached me and asked me if I had any tips.

I said yes - 'never whistle with a mouthful of semolina'

[BrianW]

Re: Putting Tip?

I was practice on the practice green yesterday when a chap approached me and asked me if I had any tips.

I said yes - 'never whistle with a mouthful of semolina'

Never eat yellow snow

[slater170]

Re: Putting Tip?

Never eat yellow snow

never wipe your ar*e with a broken bottle!

[BrianW]

Re: Putting Tip?

Hey Slats. A rag and bone man called at my MIL's and asked if she had any empty beer bottles. She said "do I look like I drink beer" He said "Do you have any vinegar bottles"

[SuperGolferMan]

Re: Putting Tip?

Hmm...my best tip would be don't peek to see the ball....listen to it go in the hole! When I do this, my stroke is always on line and I never pull across it. I pull across because i open up to see what is going on too soon...don't peek!