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  • #1

    What's Cool and Pants

    A chance for us all to have a little fun and get out what we love and hate in golf:


    Format:

    Cool =

    Pants =

    Enjoy


    I should add that "Pants" is used as a Limey-ism for "Uncool" or "Sucks"
    Last edited by BrianW; 06-19-2008, 08:33 AM.
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  • #2
    Re: What's Cool and Pants

    I thought it was a riddle. My answer is a chihuahua wearing sunglasses.

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    • #3
      Re: What's Cool and Pants

      Cool: The people you meet and get to chat with - and perhaps have a beer with afterwards

      Pants: The four ball ahead who walk to each others ball together, weigh up each putt as if its Augusta at 13+ on the stimp meter and drag a round out to 5 hours plus whilst all the time ignoring the two ball behind.

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      • #4
        Re: What's Cool and Pants

        Cool = The ball bounces out of the trees and into the fairway.

        Pants = The ball bounces out of the fairway into the trees
        Last edited by BrianW; 06-19-2008, 11:15 AM.

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        • #5
          Re: What's Cool and Pants

          Cool, or maybe Pants, not sure? But funny (No offence Bill )

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECZ9r...eature=related
          Last edited by BrianW; 06-19-2008, 11:16 AM.

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          • #6
            Re: What's Cool and Pants

            Cool = Polo shirts that hide a beer belly

            Pants = black ankle socks with shorts (Or so my wife tells me)

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            • #7
              Re: What's Cool and Pants

              Cool = Watching a long putt in seemingly in slow motion head towards the hole, then as it gets closer that little bit of excitement inside your belly rumbles, then as it drops that triumphant feeling that carries you on to next tee (if its for a par or birdie anyway).

              Pants = 1st tee nerves on a sunny busy competition day as the packed clubhouse balcony is out watching everybody go out. All that goes through your mind is dont let me scuff it off the first tee.

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              • #8
                Re: What's Cool and Pants

                Cool: Hitting 2 great shots to hit a Par 5 green in 2 and finding your ball inside 15 feet

                Pants: 4 putting for bogey...

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                • #9
                  Re: What's Cool and Pants

                  Cool: Sexy beer cart girl

                  Pants: Lip outs (or no beer at all)

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                  • #10
                    Re: What's Cool and Pants

                    Cool: A hole in one.

                    Pants: The bar bill

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                    • #11
                      Re: What's Cool and Pants

                      Originally posted by BrianW View Post
                      Cool: A hole in one.

                      Pants: The bar bill
                      Man, ain't that the truth...

                      There were 20 of us when I got mine and the bar tab cost me $120.00

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                      • #12
                        Re: What's Cool and Pants

                        cool- shooting 36,36 and 37 points in your 1st 3 rounds in spain


                        pants- scoring 14 points in your 4th and last round in spain mainly by sh*nking the C R A P out of your ball on every other shot!

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