These may be old but they made me laugh.
GOLF PHRASES
Bunker Play
·A Princess Grace - should've taken a driver
·A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver
·An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker
·An Eva Braun - picked up in the bunker
Ball Striking
·An Arthur Scargill - a great strike but a poor result
·A Russell Grant - a fat iron
·A Peter Mandelson - an unbelievable iron
·A Kate Winslett - a bit fat but otherwise perfect
·A Rodney King - over-clubbed
·An O. J. Simpson - got away with it
·A condom - safe but didn't feel real good
·A sister-in-law - up there but I know that I shouldn't be
·A Sally Gunnell - ugly but a good runner
·A Paula Radcliffe - not as ugly as a Sally Gunnell but still a good runner
·A Robin Cooke - it died on the hill
Putting
·A Dennis Wise - a nasty 5 footer
·A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
·A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't


GOLF PHRASES
Bunker Play
·A Princess Grace - should've taken a driver
·A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver
·An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker
·An Eva Braun - picked up in the bunker
Ball Striking
·An Arthur Scargill - a great strike but a poor result
·A Russell Grant - a fat iron
·A Peter Mandelson - an unbelievable iron

·A Rodney King - over-clubbed
·An O. J. Simpson - got away with it
·A condom - safe but didn't feel real good
·A sister-in-law - up there but I know that I shouldn't be
·A Sally Gunnell - ugly but a good runner
·A Paula Radcliffe - not as ugly as a Sally Gunnell but still a good runner
·A Robin Cooke - it died on the hill
Putting
·A Dennis Wise - a nasty 5 footer
·A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
·A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't
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