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  • Got a swing named after you?

    These may be old but they made me laugh.


    GOLF PHRASES

    Bunker Play

    ·A Princess Grace - should've taken a driver

    ·A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver

    ·An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker

    ·An Eva Braun - picked up in the bunker

    Ball Striking

    ·An Arthur Scargill - a great strike but a poor result

    ·A Russell Grant - a fat iron

    ·A Peter Mandelson - an unbelievable iron
    ·A Kate Winslett - a bit fat but otherwise perfect
    ·A Rodney King - over-clubbed

    ·An O. J. Simpson - got away with it

    ·A condom - safe but didn't feel real good

    ·A sister-in-law - up there but I know that I shouldn't be

    ·A Sally Gunnell - ugly but a good runner

    ·A Paula Radcliffe - not as ugly as a Sally Gunnell but still a good runner

    ·A Robin Cooke - it died on the hill

    Putting

    ·A Dennis Wise - a nasty 5 footer

    ·A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read

    ·A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't

  • #2
    Re: Got a swing named after you?

    A few dodgy ones there. I suppose you'd have to know your playing partners well before uttering some of them.

    I always took Paula Radcliffe to mean:

    "I thought it would run but it just stopped"

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    • #3
      Re: Got a swing named after you?

      Originally posted by bagfull
      ·A Dennis Wise - a nasty 5 footer

      ...or A Diego Maradonna - very nasty little five footer.

      Here's a few more I stole from another site:

      A Kate Moss - a bit thin

      A Cathy Freeman - Ugly, but runs well

      A nipple licker - a shot that opens up the hole

      Putting like a gynaecologist's assistant - shaving the hole
      Last edited by davo78; 01-12-2006, 01:10 AM.

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      • #4
        Re: Got a swing named after you?

        I got a good one for one guy in our group. His name is John. He uses a blade putter and has a real quick stroke and doesn't take it far back and rushes it on the through swing. He is very prone to miss short putts. When he misses a short one we call him John Bon Jabby (in reference to John Bon Jovi for those of you outside the US)

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        • #5
          Re: Got a swing named after you?

          Here’s my favourite and I like to start every round with one…
          "A BLONDIE" - A fair crack down the middle!

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          • #6
            Re: Got a swing named after you?

            A Peter Crouch - Just did'nt have the legs

            Jermain Defoe - short but a good strike
            Last edited by proshank; 06-03-2006, 09:34 AM.

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            • #7
              Re: Got a swing named after you?

              Putting - a Mick Jagger - Lip Out

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              • #8
                Re: Got a swing named after you?

                Babu, Bloody Awful But Useful

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                • #9
                  Re: Got a swing named after you?

                  A Colonel Sanders - Laying up, rather than carrying a hazard "chicken out"

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                  • #10
                    Re: Got a swing named after you?

                    Dunno if this has anything to do with it, but around my club, I have a swing named after me. Whenever anyone skys it, they call it the "Tim" cause I sky my drives about 9/10 times. But I'm working on it!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Got a swing named after you?

                      Great post Bagfull. Certainly made me laugh.

                      Sam

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                      • #12
                        Re: Got a swing named after you?

                        fart master flex
                        a buddy of mine is in to body building and can be seen flexing his muscles in a mirror just about anywhere. He also is pretty proud to flex some other muscles that release some gas so the nickname I gave him was fart master flex, after a rapper, funk master flex.
                        so anyway, if you swing at a ball really hard and hit it reallly sh@#ty, then you have done a fart master flex

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                        • #13
                          Re: Got a swing named after you?

                          How about a NITBY, when having to play a short shot over a bunker!
                          Stands for Not In The Bunker Yet!!!

                          Bazaar

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