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outta nowhere, a former greenskeeper about to become Masters champion.
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Last edited by Blue Jay Golfer; 08-11-2003, 07:25 PM. -
Blue Jay Golfer,
I think your having a dream, [snap] [snap] Wake up dude!!!
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You didn't recognize the quote, did you?Comment
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I smell varmint poontang, and the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.Comment
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I like CaddyShack Too...
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Caddy Shack
An all time classic...
Do you think they should make more?
I didn't like the second one as much as the first. That weird golf couse, what was that all about???Comment
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So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me.Comment
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And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.Comment
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Have we suddenly transported to a distant planet - or am I missing something?Comment
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It's the official caddyshack thread, man.
I think I'm gonna smoke some Northern California Sensemilia and get stoned to the bejeesus belt.
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License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit--ever. They're like the Viet Cong--Varmint Cong. So you have to lie back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote. Click
This is my own hybrid. It's a mix between Kentucky Bluegrass and Northern California sensimila. The great thing about this is you can play 36 holes on it and then get smoked to the bejeesus with it.
This scene was dueling comedians, there was no script total improve.
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My dinghy is bigger than your whole boat.Comment
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Caddy Shack
Let us know if there are any exciting extra features on the DVD.Comment
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Ok.
Tomorrow at my team's q-round, I'm going to go for the Carl Spackler trademark camoflague boonie hat. What do you think?Comment
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