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Lee Trevino
When I'm on a golf course and it starts to rain and lightning, I hold up my one iron, 'cause I know even God can't hit a one iron.
I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.
Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.
No one who ever had lessons would have a swing like mine.
You don't know what pressure is until you've played for five dollars a hole with only two in your pocket.
I'm in the woods so much I can tell you which plants are edible.
It's the most fun I've ever had with my clothes on.
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes they would have come up sliced
If my IQ had been two lower I'd have been a plant somewhere
I'm hitting the driver so good I gotta dial the operator for long distance after I hit it.
When I'm on a golf course and it starts to rain and lightning, I hold up my one iron, 'cause I know even God can't hit a one iron.
I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.
Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.
No one who ever had lessons would have a swing like mine.
You don't know what pressure is until you've played for five dollars a hole with only two in your pocket.
I'm in the woods so much I can tell you which plants are edible.
It's the most fun I've ever had with my clothes on.
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes they would have come up sliced
If my IQ had been two lower I'd have been a plant somewhere
I'm hitting the driver so good I gotta dial the operator for long distance after I hit it.
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