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  • #1

    nick names to the way friends play.

    there was,
    Sleepy Mick----------------Always asleep.
    Tom the bomb------------Always blew up
    Joe the Iron---------------Never used a wood
    Tutting George-----------Always tutted when he missed a putt
    Slow Ron
    Ultra Slow Ron-----------All very Slow
    Rigormortas Ron
    Fast Eddie
    After 8 Bill---------------Always walked in from the 8th
    Doug the Back----------Had a hump Back
    The White Hunter------Always in the trees
    Sweet swinging Berny---Always chewed sweets
    Just a few,have you any good ones?.
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    Irish Paddy...........loves using his TREE wood (three must be said with irish accent lol)

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    • #3
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      Larry the Lunge
      Chunky Charlie
      Bananna Bill
      Short Putt Sharon
      White Stake Willie
      Jerky Jerry

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      • #4
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        At my club we have christened one fellow Precious Pete (even though his real name is Bruce) because he is so easily distracted over any shot he plays and is very quick to blame any poor shot on any external distractions...

        The last time I saw him go nuts was on the first tee at our last Medal Day, here's Precious standing over his opening tee shot, going with a 5 wood for safety and he gets it off the toe and blocks it out onto an adjoining fairway.

        Well he turns to the masses waiting to follow him and picks out the one guy who was using the ball washer and gives him mouthful for putting him off...

        Very funny...

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        • #5
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          The Crocodile: Snaps at anything that moves.

          Slightly different, I heard someone describe a bad shot as a "Son in Law" shot. When asked they said "Not what we were expecting but it will have to do"

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          • #6
            Re: nick names to the way friends play.

            Just some more I remembered.

            Sunset Ron
            No Laces Dave
            Long Dick
            Short Dick
            Straight Dick
            Slamming Sam
            Overthehill Bill
            Kack handed Harry
            Web foot Tony

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            • #7
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              Uncle Sandbagger and his accomplice Stealthy Caddy (it's true).

              Also Ol' (an in-law) Sneaky Dude with the Wedge Foot (also true).

              There's the Hothead, the Complainer and the Observer too (all different people)...

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              • #8
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                We have a "deep rough" Dennis, universally known as Roughers
                And a "Dairylea" as in lots of slices

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                • #9
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                  Not a nick name but I have heard someone taking two shots in the bunker as an 'Adolf Hitler'

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                  • #10
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                    There's a guy at our club who we just call Sergio now.

                    18 years old. Idolises Garcia. Same clothes (all Adidas) Taylormade equipment and ball, swing modelled on the man. It's bordering on creepy, actually.

                    He even goes as far as wearing the same outfits as Garcia wears on the latest 3rd and 4th days of a USPGA tournament for the 1st and 2nd rounds of our club championship.

                    It's worrying really.

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                    • #11
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                      Some of you may have heard this but this was told to me by my Dad, a devout Christian. When we play and somebody tops a drive and it peters its way across the tee box and doesn't make it past the ladies tee, we all call 'Dick-out' This means since they didn't even manage to hit it past the ladies tee, they need to play the rest of that hole with their 'package' hanging out. Needless to say, i was shocked to hear this coming from my dad. Made me want to golf with him all the time.

                      Now mind you, nobody really does it, at least nobody confident enough, but its always fun to tell a nubie to the 4-some about this rule...of course after he muffs his drive.

                      This thread is a fun read. Thanks.

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                      • #12
                        Re: nick names to the way friends play.

                        Some my friends and I use on each other:

                        hasselhoff -- when some goes in the sand
                        scud -- errant shots
                        apollo13 -- for extraordinarily high shots

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                        • #13
                          Re: nick names to the way friends play.

                          For those golfers who miss a lot of greens but still land the ball just off the green, on the fringe, the term "Frog's Hair" (Frog) comes to mind. I have heard the remark after a golfer skies a shot "so how much are stewardesses (Steward) getting paid these days?". Or, "GAP" as in "got any peanuts". The term "logger" has been used when a ball goes through a tree, and breaks some limbs off.

                          "baglgolfer's" package story is funny. We don't go as far as that, but we have told each other after a topped shot that lack distance "I guess you will be using the Ladies restroom from here on out" aka "STP" (squat to pee)

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