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    What a lot of Birthdays

    It's somewhat off the subject of Golf but has anyone noticed the high numbers of members with Birthdays today (1st January). I wonder why that is?

    EDIT:

    So what raises the hormone levels at the start of April?
    Last edited by BrianW; 01-01-2008, 07:57 PM.
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  • #2
    Re: What a lot of Birthdays

    It's for those that sign up for a username, but then don't actually want to provide data - they default to birthdays of Jan 1, 1900.

    Some of our members are 108 years old!

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    • #3
      Re: What a lot of Birthdays

      Originally posted by LowPost42 View Post
      It's for those that sign up for a username, but then don't actually want to provide data - they default to birthdays of Jan 1, 1900.

      Some of our members are 108 years old!

      Great! I still have 49 years to get down to scratch

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      • #4
        Re: What a lot of Birthdays

        Originally posted by BrianW View Post
        It's somewhat off the subject of Golf but has anyone noticed the high numbers of members with Birthdays today (1st January). I wonder why that is?

        EDIT:

        So what raises the hormone levels at the start of April?
        Just in case you're interested Bri (as you took the time to pose the question) there is actually a spike of birthdays in February - March the countries in the northern hemisphere.

        The song "It's May" from Camelot was not thought up out of thin air:

        Tra la! It's May!
        The lusty month of May!
        That lovely month when ev'ryone goes
        Blissfully astray.
        Tra la! It's here!
        That shocking time of year
        When tons of wicked little thoughts
        Merrily appear!
        It's May! It's May!
        That gorgeous holiday
        When ev'ry maiden prays that her lad
        Will be a cad!
        It's mad! It's gay!
        A libelous display!
        Those dreary vows that ev'ryone takes,
        Ev'ryone breaks.
        Ev'ryone makes divine mistakes
        The lusty month of May

        We are, after all, animals. Like all animals, when the cool weather wears off we all get a bit fruity and lusty as the song suggests!

        Hence why all the moorhens and coots chase their prospective mates around the fairways around that time of year.

        I've just realised what I'm typing. I sound like my Dad.

        Yawn.

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        • #5
          Re: What a lot of Birthdays

          Originally posted by Neil18 View Post
          Just in case you're interested Bri (as you took the time to pose the question) there is actually a spike of birthdays in February - March the countries in the northern hemisphere.

          The song "It's May" from Camelot was not thought up out of thin air:

          Tra la! It's May!
          The lusty month of May!
          That lovely month when ev'ryone goes
          Blissfully astray.
          Tra la! It's here!
          That shocking time of year
          When tons of wicked little thoughts
          Merrily appear!
          It's May! It's May!
          That gorgeous holiday
          When ev'ry maiden prays that her lad
          Will be a cad!
          It's mad! It's gay!
          A libelous display!
          Those dreary vows that ev'ryone takes,
          Ev'ryone breaks.
          Ev'ryone makes divine mistakes
          The lusty month of May

          We are, after all, animals. Like all animals, when the cool weather wears off we all get a bit fruity and lusty as the song suggests!

          Hence why all the moorhens and coots chase their prospective mates around the fairways around that time of year.

          I've just realised what I'm typing. I sound like my Dad.

          Yawn.
          Umm, Happy new year Neil,

          Gulp!!

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          • #6
            Re: What a lot of Birthdays

            Originally posted by BrianW View Post
            Umm, Happy new year Neil,

            Gulp!!
            Too much sugar.

            The diet starts today!

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            • #7
              Re: What a lot of Birthdays

              Now I know what we all get up to when the weathers to cold for Golf.


              Ian.

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