Injured Golfer.


Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball
> headed directly toward a mens foursome playing the next hole.
>
> The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his
> groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
>
> The woman rushed to the man, and immediately began to apologize - "Please
> allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain
> if you'd allow me".
>
> He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands
> together at his groin. "Oh, no, I'll be all right in a few minutes," he replied.
>
> At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his
> hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.
>
> She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked
> "How does that feel"?
>
> He replied: "It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken."
>