How would you Pysch' him?

[SevenBall]

Situation:

"First Tee, British Open. You are standing next to Tiger." How would you Pysch him out?

Personally I would say to him, "You know what mate? I think Tigers are just big PUSSY-cats..." (as I shank it into the lake hehe)

[LowPost42]

Re: How would you Pysch' him?

While I hold Tigers' mental toughness in high regard, I'd start asking him if Elin ever talks about me. You know, in her sleep, and stuff. I'd then explain that we dated for a short while way back. It didn't last too long, but it was intense. You know, I'd carry on that way.


Actually, I think the best way to currently get inside his head would be to talk about his father. Now, talk shite or talk well, I'm not sure which would distract him more.

[SevenBall]

Re: How would you Pysch' him?

Gotta be careful what you say, might just make him hungrier..

[bill reed]

Re: How would you Pysch' him?

hi
i think it would only want to win even more, it get get him going when the papers said elin was a porn star, by the way no lake's in the open.
bill

[SevenBall]

Re: How would you Pysch' him?

Oops, wasn't thinking..

[Started2k3]

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"Nope, never heard of you. You said you played on the Hooters Tour?"

[Scragger63]

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"Wot choo talkin abowt WILLIS!!!!!"

Nah...

Wouldn't work....

Then again, maybe he'd be laughin so hard at my poor impersonation, he'd have an airy or two...

[SevenBall]

Re: How would you Pysch' him?

Scragger63 what part of Australia are you in? I'm in Goulburn NSW..

[Scragger63]

Re: How would you Pysch' him?

Hey Seven...

Suburban Melbourne, Victoria. About 15 or so km's north(ish) of the GPO

[Ian Hancock]

Re: How would you Pysch' him?

Not sure if you could Pysch Tiger out,

If I get drawn against a real cocky player in matchplay I usually mention something about his swing looking a bit funny at the top, or something along them lines..............usually works.

Me to Tiger.................Hey up son are you my caddie, NO.......Oh I thought I was playing someone famous, you go first then son lets see what you've got........good shot, a bit slappy but it will do..............Now step aside son the wind of this will take your skin off.

Then I fell out of bed.

Ian.

[Started2k3]

Re: How would you Pysch' him?

If I get drawn against a real cocky player in matchplay I usually mention something about his swing looking a bit funny at the top, or something along them lines..............usually works.

Be careful how you do this because you may be in breach of Rule 8-1 (see decision 13).

[slater170]

Re: How would you Pysch' him?

id take a p*ss in his pocket

[shootin4par]

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Oh my gosh, I cannot believe it, I get to play with tiger woods. Mr. woods when we are done can you sign my golf bag, what kind of golf ball are you using, what is the swingweight on your driver. I love stanford, you made them my favorite. Mr. Woods, how big is your boat, one day I hope to get a boat like that. I bet you are going to hit a great shot, oh that was awesome and I bet you left something in reserve. You are so great you could have hit that farther if you wanted huh. I cannot believe I get to play with greatness such as you. I willl remember this forever and I dont even care to win. Playing with you is great enough.

As we walk down the fairway my caddie and I would walk right next to him even if he was left and I went right. The whole time I would talk to my caddie about how great tiger is, loud enough for tiger to hear me. when he hits a bad shot say something like, well he is tiger woods so he will get up and down from there, just you see, etc.... when he misses a put, oh that was a great read tiger I just think you got a bad break, someone must have left a spike mark in the green.

think 18 holes of that would work?

[GolfJunkieSr]

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Slater170 beat me to the punch, only I would do it on his golf bag.

So, my plan "B" would be to show up on the first tee like I had the flu, shake his hand with some mucus on my palm, then "wet sneeze" on his equipment every so often.

Probably wouldn't work during that tournament, but I bet he would be sick for the next one....LOL

GJS

[vp27519]

Re: How would you Pysch' him?

Oh yeah - Scragger and Seven, I'm in Country Victoria (South West).