Oh my gosh, I cannot believe it, I get to play with tiger woods. Mr. woods when we are done can you sign my golf bag, what kind of golf ball are you using, what is the swingweight on your driver. I love stanford, you made them my favorite. Mr. Woods, how big is your boat, one day I hope to get a boat like that. I bet you are going to hit a great shot, oh that was awesome and I bet you left something in reserve. You are so great you could have hit that farther if you wanted huh. I cannot believe I get to play with greatness such as you. I willl remember this forever and I dont even care to win. Playing with you is great enough.
As we walk down the fairway my caddie and I would walk right next to him even if he was left and I went right. The whole time I would talk to my caddie about how great tiger is, loud enough for tiger to hear me. when he hits a bad shot say something like, well he is tiger woods so he will get up and down from there, just you see, etc.... when he misses a put, oh that was a great read tiger I just think you got a bad break, someone must have left a spike mark in the green.
think 18 holes of that would work?
I think Steve Williams would make sure you go missing somewhere around the 4th hole.
I find this post distasteful. The attempts at humour are juvenile.
Yes you are right, they are juvenile. An experienced player would know you have to take him out in the locker room.
In a saturday morning competition, sure I'd wish someone good luck. Though when I was playing at a state level and the few times I played in the Australian Open the only person I would talk to was my caddie. Wouldn't even say Hello. A nod on the tee to something they said was about all they got. Wasn't there to make friends only to do the best I could. After a comp is over I'm different, I'll tell someone they were playing some really sweet golf.
Maybe they could change venue and not tell him...???
Or, just give him the Auld Mug (hang on that's another trophy...) I mean give him the Claret Jug before he tee's off on the first tee, then just let everyone else play for second....
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